Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This shit happens only to fanatics
Islam: Shit happens Ma Sha’a Al-llahu
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen .We make it happen..
7th day Adventist: Shit happens only on Saturdays.
Christianity :Shit won't happen if you respect others
Jehovah's Witness: No shit till Armaggedon, and it won't happen to us
.Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: Religion is shit
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit